Like Cancer

"These thoughts are rotten, yank them out;
These words are cancer in my mouth..."


Trying to find the balance of being a 20-something female in a world hell bent on forcing me into a mold I don't want to fit into.

This blog is NSFW.

GPOY.

madefromrealdragons asked: Nice dog, from what I can see of her. How long have you had her?

Thank you. She’s not mine actually. She’s my boyfriend’s dog and she’s the sweetest pitbull. He left yesterday for 3 weeks to go tattoo at Sturgis, so she and I are keeping each other company until he comes home. Only 20 more days :(

s-tandoffish:

emilymmize:

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

OH THAT WAS GOLD

DAMN! need some Neosporin for that BURN?

I’m confused, how would it be difficult to reach her vagina? That makes zero sense

(Source: fyeahhousewifeswag, via livelawless)

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

(Source: blackdenimjeans, via livelawless)

Karl is a very classy lady.

Karl is a very classy lady.

Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean.

Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via unusual-entities)

(via vjupiter)